10 JAW DROPPING Valentine's Messages for Students [2022]

Love is in the airrrrrr, ooh la la! It’s getting close to that romantic time of year that gives couples an excuse to be super soppy, or singletons an excuse to go all out and treat themselves – cos why not!

Are you wondering what to write in your Valentine’s Day card for your loved one? Maybe you’re struggling to get that fine balance between mega cringe and super cute? Well, keep reading folks.

If you’re wanting to make a sweet little Valentine’s Day card for your partner, we’ve got your back.

Our team of Cupid’s at Homes for Students have done our research and come up with the perfect Valentine’s messages for 2022.

Take a look at our best Valentine’s Day funny quotes and we’ll throw in a few cute ones too for those of you who like a bit of soppiness!

1. “To Me, You’re Perfect” – Love Actually

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Okay so we might be cheating a bit because Love Actually is technically a Crimbo film, but this one quote is an iconic part of the whole film, right?

One of the many storylines in this classic film is the love triangle between Juliet (good old Keira Knightley), her husband Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor), and his mate Mark (Andrew Lincoln.)

After a few hints here and there (like when he filmed only her for her wedding, awks.) Mark finally confesses his love for her with totally adorable handwritten signs.

Granted, it’s a little harsh on his mate, but the heart wants what the heart wants, and Mark did go about it in a super cute and romantic way!

Your partner is bound to swoon when they see this Valentine’s Day quote in their card, albeit a tad #cringeworthy, they’re bound to crack a smile.

2. “The Greatest Thing You’ll Ever Learn Is Just To Love And Be Loved In Return” – Moulin Rouge!

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Come on now, this is an absolute banger of a film. Although Moulin Rouge! is a little crazy at times, it’s a classic for all you musical fans out there.

This quote was originally taken from a Nat King Cole song called “Nature Boy” and is deffo a poignant quote to put in a Valentine’s Day card, that’s for sure!

If you haven’t see Moulin Rouge! yet, we’d highly recommend you give it a watch if you’re into musicals, it’s got some hella catchy songs and is a perfect flick to watch with your loved one.

3. “I Love You.” “I Know.” – Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

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Another legendary quote right here! Perfect for Star Wars geeks, this one would probs give your partner a little chuckle due to its sheer bluntness!

It’s a perfect funny quote for Valentine’s Day, because who doesn’t ship Hans Solo and Princess Leia, am I right?

4. “It’s A Known Fact That Lobsters Fall In Love And Mate For Life, You Can Actually See Old Lobster Couples Walking Around Their Tank, Holding Claws!” -Friends

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Friends is the PERFECT show for a cheeky duvet day in your cosy student accommodation with your bae, so why not pop a funny quote in your Valentine’s card from the show?

Phoebe Buffay is famous for her funny quotes and this one just about tops the randomness scale!

Ideal for those who love Friends or just love a laugh, a quote from Phoebe is bound to summon a giggle or two.

5. “Would I Rather Be Feared Or Loved? Easy. Both. I Want People To Be Afraid Of How Much They Love Me!” – Michael Scott

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Another incredibly binge-worthy show is The Office US, filled with funny quotes and cringey one-liners, with enough snacks you can work your way through AT LEAST one season a day!

That’s why the famous Michael Scott (World’s Best Boss) has made our list for best Valentine’s messages for 2022, hurrah.

This one’s perfect for The Office fans, and if you shop around, you can find loads more Office US quotes perfect for that special day!

How about “You’re The Jim To My Pam” or “I Love You As Much As Michael Hates Toby”, lol.

6. All You Need Is Love. But A Little Chocolate Now And Then Doesn’t Hurt! – Charles M. Schultz

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Cartoonist and creator of Snoopy and Peanuts Charles M. Schultz does have a point doesn’t he, a bit of choccy now and then deffo doesn’t hurt!

This quote is the perfect combination of cute and funny, so you don’t have to worry about being too soppy or too jokey, bonus!

7. “Before You Marry A Person You Should First Make The Use A Computer With Slow Internet To See Who They Really Are” – Will Ferrell

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This funny quote by the famous actor and comedian Will Ferrell is oddly true, you don’t know someone until you see how impatient they are with tech!

We’ve all been there though, waiting for that loading screen to eventually finish and being *this close* to throwing your computer out the window…or is that just me?

Pop this one in your card and you’re bound to get a grin from your loved one, just make sure you don’t get them an e-card!

8. “You Had Me At Hello” – Jerry Maguire

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Did you REALLY think we weren’t going to include this classic, soppy quote from Jerry Maguire?

After a rather rocky relationship, Jerry (Tom Cruise) goes to Dorothy’s (Renée Zellweger) house to win her back.

“You complete me” to which Dorothy replies the classic line “You had me at hello” – awww, SO cute!

This short and snappy quote is perfect for Valentine’s Day 2022, though it may not be a funny one, it’s super meaningful and sweet.

9. “Valentine’s Day Money-Saving Tip: Break Up On February 13th, Get Back Together On The 15th! – David Letterman”

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Gifts on Valentine’s Day isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but we’d recommend maybe NOT taking television host David Letterman’s advice in this case!

Granted, it’s pretty funny though, a perfect Valentine’s Day quote for 2022 to stick in a cute card for plenty of laughs.

Just remember…when it comes to gifts, it’s the thought that counts!

10. “As You Wish” – The Princess Bride

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A Princess Bride is a top film to watch on Valentine’s day with your lover if you haven’t already, it’s American fantasy style of comedy is deffo worth a giggle.

The famous “As You Wish” quote is so subtle and simple, but very effective in impressing your partner that’s for sure!

*SPOILER ALERT* – it turns out that each time farm boy Westley was saying “as you wish” to Buttercup, he was actually telling her he loves her, and she soon realised she felt the same way.

Obv this movie is supposed to be funny, but we can’t help but think that quote is utterly romantic, perfect for a Valentine’s card for that special someone who’s seen the movie.

We hope you found some inspo for our Valentine’s Day quotes for 2022, some are funny, some are soppy, and some are just damn right cringe-worthy! It’s always a nice idea to get creative on Valentine’s day and hopefully we’ve given you some fuel to get your creative juices flowing!

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